Welcome to paradise....

Welcome to paradise....

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Hot bitch in the house!

*Warning – This entry was written under some drug influence*

Yes, I’m down with a cold. Nose tersumbat, sore throat, cough, major headache dan lain-lain yang sewaktu dengannya. It’s been a looong time since I caught a bad cold. Not forgetting I’m still suffering from PMS. Take all that in and hence the title!


Anyway here's a short run of what went on yesterday.

During lunch, a group of people mingled around the PA’s desk who was drafting an email.

Put how much she has slimmed down after giving birth…

Put responsibility comes in package with bald hair….

Letak murah hati lagi budiman lagi rupawan….

Don’t forget to add p/s Sam, no comment please (Sam is a staff who likes to point out errors in the emails)

Include the theme ala arab/Indian or something like that….

Tell them that drink is self provided…

No, no, put drink is complimentary from Paipsi…

Tell them there is no need for long queues….just tunggu….

Later when the email came…

Dear all,

Please be informed that tomorrow's lunch will be provided by two contributors who wish to remain anonymous. The Nasi Beriani will be send to you roughly around 12 noon. On behalf of all, I would like to thank our generous contributors.

Regards,
XXX

Eh?? What happened to all the suggestions??? Hampeh betul…buang maso jo!