Me: Hello Nyah! Why do you eat your burger with fork and spoon. Don’t go weird on me. Buat malu je…
Soft man: That’s because mak is naturally elegant and have good table manners which you don’t…
Me: Hek e’leh! Who says I don’t! Watch this and learn babeh….(*temper rising*)
Confidently, I started scooping spoonfuls of ice and dumping it into his glass of milo ice.
Man, was I graceful…..
Me: See, don’t play play with me. I can be polished when I want to…
Ladidadida.....feeling secure, I starting scooping faster and faster, displaying my expertise in scooping ice, when suddenly…
A whole spoonful of ice fell onto his plate of fries…..
Soft man: WTH! (*glaring at me*)
Me: Err..Ooops?..ehehehe..Sorry?..ehehehe...here, have my pizza. Eat while it’s still hot. Shit happens you know!
I hurriedly picked up a slice of pizza and shoved it on his plate before he complains further.
But….
The pizza fell on the table…
WTF! Just my luck…..
Welcome to paradise....
