1) I turned 18++++++++++
2) I landed this fantastic job with excellent pay and cool benefits to boot....suckers!
3) I finally had the courage to say hell with it and leave the ole co and my silly fucktard bos
4) I took a crack at biz and learned that I sucks at it....never again!
5) My beautiful daughter landed her 1st brochure adv. and mama glowed with
pride by the sideline
6) My cheeky bom bom set off for her 1st school and mama bawled like a
baby
7) I made lotsa new friends and discovered my true friends
8) I uncovered and learned my true strength during trying times
9) I appreciate my ability to execute multi tasking
10) I acquired my 2nd car....so why am i still taking the commuter?
11) I initiated my very own blog..lets see if this will last!