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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Rangkap ketiga!


Dr Klon as the master of the ceremony was da’bomb! Mila and Jac as entertainers were The Bomb! Aznil lived up to his pedestal as Malaysia’s no 1 host and managed to bring out the glamorous, lively and entertaining side of the dinner, his singing wasn’t that bad either. He was very witty albeit he was only interested in the single babes.
Don’t get me started on the pro entertainers! I didn’t expect much of the really miniature & petite first female winner of AF, especially after forgetting her lyrics for the gazzilionth time (Duuhh!), not to mention when she started dancing whilst looking at the band with her bony ass to the crowd (she was so small that the mic stand looked like a pole dancing apparatus!) and above all when she nauseatingly kept on saying ‘ye ke bang?’ Btw, even with 5 inch heels, she still measured like a dwarfed leprechaun from Penang! A friend of mine who’s about 6’3” went up the stage to hand her a flower….she was about the height of his knees practically staring at his… you know “Where the Sun Don’t Shine” or ‘ciknek’ (mind my Cambridge accent!) I was expecting Jac to make her most famous entry…Splatt! Flat on her face… nope didn’t happen. It’s not Jac without the soulful shriek and all. She reminds me of my beloved Mission 380’s speakers (small but LOUD!) I’m sure she has the ability to dislocate her jaws like a python cause I could see her tooth fillings from my seat.

So did we win anything?

What are the odds? Ratio of 120 prizes to 1500 guests….sentapz!!!

In all, it was oklah. Food was nice (FYI, we had Chinese). Company was great. The Tutti diCapo Tutti (Boss of all bosses…) who was in her normal elegant self, gave an inspiring bilingual speech. It was hilarious to see pictures of the award winners when they first joined the organization being projected on the screen when they received their awards on stage. And like all award shows, there was a controversial moment, when they announced the best dressed lady of that night. If that’s the benchmark then I believe all the ladies at the office are extremely elegant every single day of the week. Sadly the winner wasn’t yours truly (not in my 2nd hand choice of dress).